Protecting your private information is our priority. This Statement of Privacy applies to
www.lastweeksnonsense.com and Last Weeks Nonsense and governs data collection and usage.
Nonsense include www.lastweeksnonsense.com and LWN. The LWN website is a news and
information site. By using the LWN website, you consent to the data practices described in this
Collection of your Personal Information
In order to better provide you with products and services offered on our Site, LWN may collect
personally identifiable information, such as your:
If you purchase LWN’s products and services, we collect billing and credit card information. This
information is used to complete the purchase transaction.
Please keep in mind that if you directly disclose personally identifiable information or personally
sensitive data through LWN’s public message boards, this information may be collected and used
We do not collect any personal information about you unless you voluntarily provide it to us.
However, you may be required to provide certain personal information to us when you elect to use
certain products or services available on the Site. These may include: (a) registering for an account
on our Site; (b) entering a sweepstakes or contest sponsored by us or one of our partners; (c)
signing up for special offers from selected third parties; (d) sending us an email message; (e)
submitting your credit card or other payment information when ordering and purchasing products
and services on our Site. To wit, we will use your information for, but not limited to,
communicating with you in relation to services and/or products you have requested from us. We
also may gather additional personal or non-personal information in the future.
Use of your Personal Information
LWN collects and uses your personal information to operate its website(s) and deliver the services
you have requested.
LWN may also use your personally identifiable information to inform you of other products or
services available from LWN and its affiliates.
Sharing Information with Third Parties
LWN does not sell, rent or lease its customer lists to third parties.
- First and Last Name
- Mailing Address
- E-mail Address
- Phone Number
LWN may, from time to time, contact you on behalf of external business partners about a
particular offering that may be of interest to you. In those cases, your unique personally identifiable
information (e-mail, name, address, telephone number) is not transferred to the third party. LWN
may share data with trusted partners to help perform statistical analysis, send you email or postal
mail, provide customer support, or arrange for deliveries. All such third parties are prohibited from
using your personal information except to provide these services to LWN, and they are required to
maintain the confidentiality of your information.
LWN may disclose your personal information, without notice, if required to do so by law or in the
good faith belief that such action is necessary to: (a) conform to the edicts of the law or comply
with legal process served on LWN or the site; (b) protect and defend the rights or property of
LWN; and/or (c) act under exigent circumstances to protect the personal safety of users of LWN,
or the public.
Tracking User Behavior
LWN may keep track of the websites and pages our users visit within LWN, in order to determine
what LWN services are the most popular. This data is used to deliver customized content and
advertising within LWN to customers whose behavior indicates that they are interested in a
particular subject area.
Automatically Collected Information
Information about your computer hardware and software may be automatically collected by
LWN. This information can include: your IP address, browser type, domain names, access times
and referring website addresses. This information is used for the operation of the service, to
maintain quality of the service, and to provide general statistics regarding use of the LWN website.
The LWN website may use “cookies” to help you personalize your online experience. A cookie is
a text file that is placed on your hard disk by a web page server. Cookies cannot be used to run
programs or deliver viruses to your computer. Cookies are uniquely assigned to you, and can only
be read by a web server in the domain that issued the cookie to you.
One of the primary purposes of cookies is to provide a convenience feature to save you time. The
purpose of a cookie is to tell the Web server that you have returned to a specific page. For
example, if you personalize LWN pages, or register with LWN site or services, a cookie helps
LWN to recall your specific information on subsequent visits. This simplifies the process of
recording your personal information, such as billing addresses, shipping addresses, and so on.
When you return to the same LWN website, the information you previously provided can be
retrieved, so you can easily use the LWN features that you customized.
You have the ability to accept or decline cookies. Most Web browsers automatically accept
cookies, but you can usually modify your browser setting to decline cookies if you prefer. If you
choose to decline cookies, you may not be able to fully experience the interactive features of the
LWN services or websites you visit.
This website contains links to other sites. Please be aware that we are not responsible for the
content or privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they
leave our site and to read the privacy statements of any other site that collects personally
Security of your Personal Information
LWN secures your personal information from unauthorized access, use, or disclosure. LWN uses
the following methods for this purpose:
When personal information (such as a credit card number) is transmitted to other websites, it is
protected through the use of encryption, such as the Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) protocol.
We strive to take appropriate security measures to protect against unauthorized access to or
alteration of your personal information. Unfortunately, no data transmission over the Internet or any
wireless network can be guaranteed to be 100% secure. As a result, while we strive to protect
your personal information, you acknowledge that: (a) there are security and privacy limitations
inherent to the Internet which are beyond our control; and (b) security, integrity, and privacy of any
and all information and data exchanged between you and us through this Site cannot be
Right to Deletion
Subject to certain exceptions set out below, on receipt of a verifiable request from you, we will:
Please note that we may not be able to comply with requests to delete your personal information if
it is necessary to:
- SSL Protocol
• Delete your personal information from our records; and
• Direct any service providers to delete your personal information from their records.
• Complete the transaction for which the personal information was collected, fulfill the
terms of a written warranty or product recall conducted in accordance with federal
law, provide a good or service requested by you, or reasonably anticipated within the
context of our ongoing business relationship with you, or otherwise perform a contract
between you and us;
• Detect security incidents, protect against malicious, deceptive, fraudulent, or illegal
activity; or prosecute those responsible for that activity;
• Debug to identify and repair errors that impair existing intended functionality;
• Exercise free speech, ensure the right of another consumer to exercise his or her right
of free speech, or exercise another right provided for by law;
• Comply with the California Electronic Communications Privacy Act;
• Engage in public or peer-reviewed scientific, historical, or statistical research in the
public interest that adheres to all other applicable ethics and privacy laws, when our
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Children Under Thirteen
LWN does not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under the age of
thirteen. If you are under the age of thirteen, you must ask your parent or guardian for permission
to use this website.
From time to time, LWN may contact you via email for the purpose of providing announcements,
promotional offers, alerts, confirmations, surveys, and/or other general communication.
If you would like to stop receiving marketing or promotional communications via email from LWN,
you may opt out of such communications by clicking on the unsubscribe button.
External Data Storage Sites
We may store your data on servers provided by third party hosting vendors with whom we have
Changes to this Statement
significant changes in the way we treat personal information by sending a notice to the primary
email address specified in your account, by placing a prominent notice on our site, and/or by
updating any privacy information on this page. Your continued use of the Site and/or Services
available through this Site after such modifications will constitute your: (a) acknowledgment of the
LWN welcomes your questions or comments regarding this Statement of Privacy. If you believe
that LWN has not adhered to this Statement, please contact LWN at:
Last Weeks Nonsense
_____, Michigan _____
deletion of the information is likely to render impossible or seriously impair the
achievement of such research, provided we have obtained your informed consent;
• Enable solely internal uses that are reasonably aligned with your expectations based on
your relationship with us;
• Comply with an existing legal obligation; or
• Otherwise use your personal information, internally, in a lawful manner that is
compatible with the context in which you provided the information.
Effective as of November 11, 2020